Oxford cmma,

23. UDel grad. Often get emotional about London. Occasionally fall in love with an ad. Frequently force people to watch Sherlock/TheOffice/Friends. Not sorry. Neither are they.

April 21, 2014 12:21 am
oxfordcommaforever:

I know six people who are going to love this joke.
Like, really, really love it.

oxfordcommaforever:

I know six people who are going to love this joke.

Like, really, really love it.

(Source: artisanart)

April 17, 2014 10:39 pm

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

(via thecosmicowl)

April 16, 2014 2:15 pm April 15, 2014 6:45 pm

eating reese’s borders on a sexual experience for me

April 14, 2014 10:23 am

oodonoghue:

fuck-benedict:

new favourite insults:

  • absolute bagel
  • useless paperclip
  • first bread slice
  • yellow marker that was used to colour over something dark and now colours a really distressing muddy yellowish-brown
  • tangled headphone cord
  • ketchup pre-cum

ah, but don’t forget:

  • jar of expired mayonnaise
  • nash grier
  • hans

(via cumberperfectbatch)

April 11, 2014 12:54 am April 10, 2014 11:42 pm
"I’m jealous of the stars because they see you more than I can."

sortofsad (via ofcuteboys)

(Source: sortofsad, via marginallypoetic)

April 9, 2014 10:28 am April 8, 2014 11:31 pm 11:28 pm

bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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(Source: wowchicken, via alexernstblog)

11:26 pm April 7, 2014 10:56 pm

detectivelestrades:

yo fuck sending nudes. send me pictures of your dogs

10:56 pm 9:24 pm
"My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping."
4:29 pm
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