Oxford cmma,

23. UDel grad. Often get emotional about London. Occasionally fall in love with an ad. Frequently force people to watch Sherlock/TheOffice/Friends. Not sorry. Neither are they.

September 2, 2014 2:09 am
"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"

Kendra Wells (via mymangotree)

(Source: mysharona1987, via warmcurrant)

August 29, 2014 12:10 am

i-effed-it-all-up:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can i make it any more heteronormative

(via pingnova)

August 26, 2014 11:45 pm
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aureateparalian:

Every time Bob Belcher says “oh my god”

(via theautobiographer)

11:26 pm
banjosandbibles:

“It might be better for you to come out from under your might-have-beens, into the winds of the world.” -John Steinbeck #venturefarandlow (at Morning Light | Andrew Judah )

banjosandbibles:

“It might be better for you to come out from under your might-have-beens, into the winds of the world.”
-John Steinbeck #venturefarandlow (at Morning Light | Andrew Judah )

(via rejoicerevolting)

August 21, 2014 11:34 am August 19, 2014 11:35 pm
"Do you know how it is when one wakes
at night suddenly and asks,
listening to the pounding heart: what more do you want,
insatiable?"

Czeslaw Milosz, from Farewell (via penseesduchoeur)

(Source: violentwavesofemotion, via penseesduchoeur)

11:32 pm
"If you don’t get what you want, you suffer; if you get what you don’t want, you suffer; even when you get exactly what you want, you still suffer because you can’t hold on to it forever. Your mind is your predicament. It wants to be free of change. Free of pain, free of the obligations of life and death. But change is law and no amount of pretending will alter that reality."

Socrates (via penseesduchoeur)

(Source: whyallcaps.us, via oxfordcommaforever)

11:29 pm
"I looked at everyone and wondered where they came from, and who they missed, and what they were sorry for."

Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via feellng)

(via language0fthebirds)

11:26 pm
"To recognize the world as ordinary is beyond my strength. For me it is magnificent and horrible, impossible to bear."

Czeslaw Milosz, Beyond My Strength (via penseesduchoeur)

(Source: whyallcaps..us, via penseesduchoeur)

11:21 pm
theheartmaid:

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

they got up didnt they

theheartmaid:

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

they got up didnt they

(via pingnova)

August 14, 2014 12:28 am
yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

(via diandrajean3)

August 12, 2014 11:39 pm 11:39 pm
"What matters most is how well you walk through the fire."

Charles Bukowski (via feellng)

(Source: feellng, via allisonargentisnotdead)

12:53 am
"I can’t abandon
the person I used to be
so I carry her"

365 Days of Haiku, Day #123 (via idreamof-pb)

(via wizardwaffles)

August 11, 2014 2:46 pm

i dont know whether i’ll have kids. but if i do, you can bet your ass i’m getting a hobbit hole playhouse

https://www.etsy.com/listing/167219507/price-just-reduced-hobbit-hole-playhouse?

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